sbstianstans:

# this is an actual thing freddie mercury said on camera in 1984

thebootydiaries:

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let’s talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

gameraboy1:

Painted Ladies by Jessica Harrison

calellon:

everseeing-eyes:

me too

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

blaqlogik:

venusinpendeja:

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

This would be me if I had any

october-7:

Smug face of a free man

softpluto:

irish-luthor:

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

dandalf-thegay:

jockinthegym:

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

findx:

guilelessargonaut:

matamaki:

being my friend includes texts like these